The BAN Game

Hiya guys!

I've seen this done on about a million other forums, so I thought I'd post it here too! The concept is pretty simple...

Player One: (First post)
Player Two: ^ Banned for being first!
Player Three: ^^ Banned for only having one arrow.

Try and come up with the most imaginative and random reason for banning the person above you. Don't worry, it's not a real ban... Unless I feel your reason isn't stupid enough! Give real reasons!

So, why exactly have I been banned?

Because you like scuba diving in scallops.

(ROFL)

You used brackets mal, there was no need xD Banned

You said mal, not Mal. Banned

^ Banned for caring too much about grammar and punctuation.

^ Banned for insulting my utter perfectness. xD

^^ banned one arrow xD

^ Banned for having two arrows

^^banned because im an admin

:O (Darth Vader voice) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! lololz

joke

I know lol, I ban you because you said joke not Jokes lol

^^^ Banned for having fun.

^^ Banned for not using a Capital Letter or Full stop. .

^ Banned for not updating your signature.

lol yea i need to get round to that. ^ Banned for doing 3 bans in one.

Well, did you expect me to triple-post? Banned for underestimating my awesomeness ;).

Banned for saying to many big words lol

Lol!! Banned for posting when I was asleep!

Banned for not posting while i was at school lol

(xD I got my new android smartphone, Free ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!)

I was asleep 9PM to 3AM LOL XD!! Banned for asking me to be deprived of sleep. xD

Banned for not saying anythn about my new phone in your last post

Yours = Cheap Phone.

Banned for asking me to do something I didn't want to do. .

Banned for making a false mathematic equation.

How? Mine was over 5 times more expensive...

Banned for blatantly challenging my superior abilities.

Banned for bragging about your phone.

Banned for inserting a repetitively used smiley.